“What I’m saying is that women actually have a point when
they say some men can be chauvinistic slaves.” Mike is saying to us.
We all laugh because, who doesn’t laugh when Mike cracks a
joke? Who doesn’t smile when Mike walks in? Who doesn’t wait patiently till
they get a glimpse of his face? Who doesn’t steal his phone number from their sister’s
phone and stalk him on Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram? Who doesn’t know every
single thing there is to know about Mike?
Okay, most of that is me but you catch my drift. I watch him
as he sips from his bottle of beer and I watch the liquid pass his throat in a
smooth move, making me wish I could be
that drink, sliding down his throat into his body. Gross, I know but I can be
gross like that.
Do you know what it means to love somebody so completely, so
totally that you feel entwined to their very soul? I have never loved so deeply
and so completely before, even I am amazed by the depth of my emotions. I wake
up every night, trembling with the ache to hold Mike in my arms, I see him in
all my dreams every single night, some so X-rated I can’t even tell you about
it.
He has become so wrapped up in my head and my life that I
can’t go a day without checking his whatsapp status, just to see if he has put
up any new pictures. I have all his pictures in a secret folder in my laptop
and I flip through them every night as i listen to sad love songs and cry over
him.
Why all this hullaballo over a man you may be asking by now,
thinking me a crazy obsessed girl. I am not obsessed my dear, just in love. I
believe love has to fill your entire life, turn everything upside down and
leave you completely exhausted and breathless. Why Mike you may ask?
Let me tell you something. I have dated and slept with many
men in my life, from the moment my cousin took my virginity. I have had very
ugly experiences in relationships; I can virtually say I have seen it all. The
violent one, the stingy ones, the cheating ones who made me feel like crap by
holding me responsible for their philandering ways, the mummy boys, the dumb
ones, virtually all of them. I gave up on men, resigned to it. I even began to
treat them like shit, the way they treated me.
Till the day I met Mike. I remember it clearly, it was
raining and I was getting drenched so I dashed into one Genesis fast food
nearby and found no empty seat in the crowded restaurant. I stood by the door,
praying for the rain to stop when the door opened and a gust of wind blew the
rain directly to my face. I turned and immediately started yelling at the
offender who opened the door when I caught a glimpse of his face. Mike! He was
wearing a white tee shirt and blue jeans, apologizing profusely. I stopped in
midsentence, overwhelmed by that first blast of attraction that I hadn’t felt
in a long time.
In that moment, I memorized his face, taking into detail the
slight crook in his nose, the thin lips and crinkling eyes that seemed to
always be laughing. I stood as close to him as I could get, resenting the rain
when it stopped and he left.
But trust me na, I followed him outside to ask for his phone
number because yes, I am that girl who does that. I didn’t find him. It was
like he disappeared. I never forgot him.
I am not just hyping him. Mike is caring, attentive,
sensitive and thoughtful. He is gentle, patient and kind.
Then I met him again two weeks later. It was like the gods
knew I was pining for him because they delivered him straight to my house. When
I saw him at the door to my parents’ house, I was shocked and instantly became
mute. In my mind I kept asking, ‘Did he feel it too? He came for me, he came
for me’. He must have somehow tracked me down because he also couldn’t forget
me too.
Then he opened his mouth and said the words. “Hi, is
Chikerenma around?”
I couldn’t move, only watched his mouth as it formed words,
so I turned, said ‘No’ over my shoulders and shut the door.
Can you guess what I went to do inside my old room?
I cried. Yes. You want to know why?
Because he said the thing that would hurt me the most, the
only thing in this world that I would pierce the deepest part of my heart. In
case you don’t know, Chikerenma is my sister whom I despise greatly.
Don’t be surprised. You should have guessed.
Don’t hate me. No, I am not abnormal, mentally deficient or psychologically
unbalanced. You may think that way because even though people may dislike their
siblings which is quite popular by the
way, they still love them underneath all that dislike and would come through in
needed moments.
Not me. I thought about this long and hard when I was a
teenager, when this conflicting emotion started to rise. If there was ever a
time I ever loved or even liked my sister, I can’t really recall. As far as I
can tell, I have always had these negative feelings about her. When we were
child, it was a mild dislike basically due to sibling rivalry and all what not.
But then our relationship began to undertake a darker,
deeper perspective and slowly, hate began to creep into my heart and pretty
soon, I knew with a certainty that I hated her.
Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean that I wish her dead or
I want to do her harm. No. My hate is the hate of indifference, lack of
empathy, feelings or emotions towards her. I would never wish her dead or ill,
or any tragic event. I just would rather see, and not talk to her.
If you still don’t understand, don’t worry about it, I will
explain later.
Anyways, this evening I am out with my boyfriend, Richard.
Okay, how do I have a boyfriend when I so clearly love Mike? Hint: Richard is
just a stand-in for Mike, although he doesn’t know it.
So I stalked Mike online and noticed when he put a picture
of him and Chikerenma in a club so I called Richard and rushed down here with
him.
I pretended to bump into them and Mike, good guy that he is
offered to let us sit with them.
Ha! My sister is glaring daggers at me and I am doing a good
job of ignoring her. Whatever! I don’t think we have physically spoken in years
except the perfunctory greeting we call out when people are around.
Anyways, we are all sitting and some of Mike’s friends are
dancing till it’s just Me and Mike. Oh, with Chikerenma and Richard. Mike is
whispering into my sister’s ears and she is giggling like a little girl,
looking all innocent. But I am not fooled. Sure enough, she glances at me and
smiles prettily, maliciously and I know she knows. She knows and she is
enjoying tormenting me.
I ignore the pain in my heart and focus on Richard who by
the way, scum that he is, is on his way to being drunk and I take the car keys
and put in my pocket just in case. No way is he driving me home tonight. I will
drive myself home, then leave him to fend for himself. If he wants to kill
himself on the way to his own house, good and fine. Maybe good riddance to bad
rubbish.
Anyways, Chikerenma leaves towards the ladies and I see my
opportunity. I turn to Richard who by the way, is leering at my breasts. Did I
mention that I am in a mini sequined skirt that shimmers and a half cut top
that shows much of my boobs and mid-riff? Yeah, I didn’t come here to play. Not
tonight.
“I need another drink.” I whisper to Richard.
“You have not finished the one you’re currently drinking.”
He pouts like a baby and for a moment, I want to throw-up.
“Well, I am almost done with it and I don’t like the brands
on this table.” I point at the unopened bottles of Smirnoff which is my
preferred alcohol when I don’t wasn’t to get completely drunk but slightly
tipsy.
He’s still sitting and pouting, so I put my hand on his
thigh and squeeze suggestively. The dog that he is, he smiles and leaves to the
bar.
Good!
I turn and see Mike looking at me with something I can’t
understand in his eyes.
I just edge closer till I am sitting next to him.
“I don’t think you should let him drive you home tonight. I
believe he is drunk.” Mike cautions, pointing at Richard who is staggering past
the sweaty gyrating bodies.
“I have the keys.” I hold it up and he smiles, making my
heart skip a bit.
“Smart girl.” he says, then leans back and picks up his phone.
Oh no! He will probably be on that phone till Chikerenma
gets back. I have to make my move now.
I sidle closer and smile my come hither smile that makes the
boys come running.
He just turns and says “What do you see in him anyways?” he
asks.
Wait! Why is he asking, why does he care? Could it be, could
it just be….
I pretend ignorance and look at him with innocent eyes.
“What do you mean?”
He leans forward. “Oh common, you know what I mean. He is
thoughtless, arrogant and you know he has no good intentions towards you.”
I pick up my drink and mull this. “I know that. Maybe I am
just using him while I wait for the man I love to notice me.” I look up at him
through my lashes, smiling coyly.
He looked at me and for a moment, I could swear there was a
glint in his eyes, then Chikenrenma appeared and the moment was lost.
The night kept dragging on and on, leaving me anxious to speak
with Mike again. I am sure that we had a moment, you know like that special
moment we see in movies where the lovers look at each other and everything
slows and fades away. I wasn’t imagining it. Unfortunately, Chikerenma hung all
over her man like a drape and I had no opportunity to speak with him again.
I ignored Richard and he kept on sulking like a baby, craving
my attention. Honestly, Richard is such a baby, demanding all my time and attention
and throwing tantrums if he didn’t get it. Like now, he’s forcing me to stand
up and dragging me all the way to a dark corner beside the convenience.
Then he grabs my butt and squeezes painfully, making me yell
in pain.
“Leave me, you drunk baby…” I shove at him but he resists,
leering at me.
“Common, you know you want me too….I’ve been craving you all
night…” He then proceeds to stick his tongue inside my mouth and I
instinctively bite his tongue, hard.
Big mistake. I can tell from the way his face squeezes and
he shoves me to the wall, swearing and cursing at me.
My head hits the wall hard and I crouch, trying to clamp the
pain. “What is wrong with you? Are you just a psycho?” I yell in frustration,
as I notice stickiness on the side of my head. Great! Now I’m bleeding.
“Get up.” Richard growls.
I look up and in that moment, I see excitement in his eyes.
He’s actually enjoying my pain.
Apparently, I am too slow in standing up because he pulls me
up roughly, then proceeds to maul me completely, squeezing and kneading my ass,
my boobs, my belly, everywhere, all the while ignoring my struggles.
I could scream but I know nobody would hear me in all this
loud music and wild dancing. Damn! Besides, why should I scream? I brought him
here, I’m basically his booty call and I have never denied him sex before. Now
would be a good time to mention all the money he gives me in return so I take
this as my due, knowing that I will never see him again after tonight.
Suddenly, I see Richard hanging in the air like a sack of
rice then he is thrown to the floor like a rag doll. Guess who my savior is?
Mike.
Mike kicks him in the groin and I yelp in surprise and, yes
pleasure. The idiot jerk. Sometimes I hate it that men have superior upper body
strength than women. I mean, shouldn’t we all be equal even in strength? This
undue advantage I believe is the reason why men feel so deserving and feel like
lord of the rings where women are concerned, because they know they can beat us
to pulp easily.
Trust me not to miss an opportunity. I fall to the ground in
a heap and Mike leans over me, so much concern written in his eyes. Surely, he
wouldn’t be concerned about me if he didn’t have feelings for me.
“Are you okay? Did he hurt you?” he asks with concern,
raising his hands as if afraid to touch me.
I squeak innocently and right on cue, tears roll down my
cheeks. Like a baby, I hold out my hands to him and he lifts me up in his
strong, strong arms and I know I am presently experiencing heaven in all its
glory.
The crowd parts like the red sea for us as he takes me to
our booth and sits me carefully. Chikerenma is eyeing me, suspiciously. I can
see the wheels turning in her head and I have to suppress my glee so she won’t
smell a rat.
“What happened to her?” Chikerenma asks, coming up to Mike
and holding his arm.
“That douchebag of a boyfriend needs to learn how to treat
women. I should go teach him a real lesson…” he practically growls and looks
into the crowd with so much anger that I feel it like a hit to my stomach. Mike
would be wild in bed.
“Don’t worry about him. Let’s just make sure she’s fine.”
Chikerenma holds his arm but he shrugs it off and places his palm on my temple.
“You were bleeding. Maybe we should take you to a hospital…”
I shake my head vehemently. “No. It was just a small cut
when I hit my head on the wall…”
Mike growls again and I must tell you, he is so hot when he
growls. Chikerenma practically forces him to sit, then turns and glares at me
with anger. I pretend like I don’t notice and continue to whimper like a baby.
Maybe all I need to do is play the damsel in distress card and I can win him
over.
Oh, did you know that men can be such gullible fools? Sometimes, all a woman needs to do is pretend to be a helpless, clueless airhead and they will fall over themselves to prove how macho they are. Knowing that has helped me get into and get out of so many dicey situations.
“I want to go home…” I whine and Mike springs up like a
hero, scooping me into his arms and taking me out to the parking lot, to the
backseat of his car. He straps me into the seatbelt and for a moment, he is so
close, his lips so close that only an inch separates us.
Then he clears his throat, stands upright and closes the
door.
The drive is silent and from my seat, I can see Chikerenma
boiling in rage. She is tapping her foot in agitation, while pretending to be
calm.
Bitch. You should be
very afraid.
Mike comes down and picks me up to my door, opens it with
one arm and lays me down on my bed tenderly. The room is dark, the only light
coming from a security light of my neighbor. My hands itch with the need to
hold him down, to put my lips on him and
Gosh, it so crazy, this need I feel like I’m burning up.
He stands up and clears his throat. “Take care of yourself.”
Then he turns to go.
Maybe I should have made my move. Maybe tonight was good
enough. But Chikerenma, waiting outside would hamper my plans.
“Chikanma…” Mike calls out from the door.
I turn to him. He’s standing there, bathed in the light from
outside and he says nothing, just looks at me with hidden messages in his eyes.
In that moment, I know he feels it too, this pull that is bigger than
attraction.
Mike possibly loves me already or he could learn to love me
if only I can find a way to fan the embers in his heart. And so I resolve, that
no matter what, Mike will be mine. I am so sure, so certain that I will never
love another person the way I love Mike. His love has consumed my soul, he’s my
soul mate. I will have him. God help anybody who stands in my way.
Remember when I said I didn’t wish any harm on Chikerenma?
I lied. For Mike, I wish her dead, ill, removed, anywhere
apart from Mike.
I’m not a terrible person as you think. The only way you will
believe me is if I tell you about Chikerenma and why I hate her so much.
Buckle your seat!
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